Be S T U P I D: 1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonald's.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant
11.look for a sugar free label on a packet of sugar
9 things I have to prove people are so smart NOT me eat to mannny bowlz of stopid yesterday morning!!!??

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I mean I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Heck right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? I mean come on people

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna slap em!!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No stupid, I paid $12 to come to the theater and stare at the floor come on,DUH.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before, it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, stupid? some people are just not the sharpest tool in the shed

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